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Some things in life are bad
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They can really make you mad
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Other things just make you swear and curse
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When you're chewing on life's gristle
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Don't grumble, give a whistle
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And this'll help things turn out for the best...
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And...
  
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...always look on the bright side of life...
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===Positive sides of smoking===
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(Whistle)
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[http://dengulenegl.dk/English/Nicotine.html '''Science is conclusive: Tobacco increases work capacity''']
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Always look on the light side of life...
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(Whistle)
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If life seems jolly rotten
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There's something you've forgotten
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And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing
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When you're feeling in the dumps
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Don't be silly chumps
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Just purse your lips and whistle
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- that's the thing.
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And...always look on the bright side of life...
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(Whistle)
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Come on.
  
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* Nicotine improves human brain performance
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Always look on the right side of life...
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* Is the bad reputation of smoking undeserved?
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* Professor: About time the positive sides of tobacco is emphasised
 
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''By Niels Ipsen, environmental biologist & Klaus Kjellerup, researcher'' <br>
 
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'''According to public health''' officials, tobacco has no benefits at all: "A harmful and unnecessary product," says the WHO (World Health Organization), which has lobbied national governments to combat tobacco use since 1975.<ref>http://www.180grader.dk/Politik/socialistisk-who-masterplan-fra-1975-lad-os-goere-passiv-rygning-farligt</ref>
 
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The Danish anti-smoking lobby wants a total ban on tobacco: "We can not see what tobacco contributes," said the Cancer Society. "A smoke-free society should not be an unreasonable policy objective," they say in the Danish health directorate.<ref>http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=da&sl=da&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.information.dk%2F254016</ref>
 
  
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Since the 1960s authorities worldwide have focused exclusively on the health hazards of tobacco, and thus given it a very negative image. Their many anti-smoking campaigns may have made the world forget that tobacco use also has positive aspects. But as we know, any issue always has at least two sides, and now the positive effects of tobacco have resurfaced in the scientific literature: 
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For life is quite absurd
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And death's the final word
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You must always face the curtain with a bow
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Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
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Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.  
  
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After 40 years of scientific research on the effects of nicotine, researchers now say that they have sound scientific proof that smoking and nicotine have a significant positive effect on human brain performance.  
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So always look on the bright side of death...
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(Whistle)
  
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The brain works better when it gets nicotine – almost like an optimized computer. Nicotine is a "work-drug" that enables its consumers to focus better and think faster. The brain also becomes more enduring, especially in smokers: Nicotine experiments show that smokers in prolonged working situations are able to maintain concentration for many hours longer than non-smokers.  
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a-Just before you draw your terminal breath...
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(Whistle)
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Life's a piece of shit, when you look at it
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Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
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You'll see its all a show, keep 'em laughin as you go
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Just remember that the last laugh is on you
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And...
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Always look on the bright side
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of life...
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(Whistle)
  
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This seems like a paradox considering the smoking bans imposed on workplaces in many countries – but it is nonetheless the picture emerging from hundreds of scientific studies of smoking and nicotine. It seems very unlikely that companies would be able to stop smoking in workplaces with many smokers without experiencing a decline in labor productivity.
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Always look on the right side of life...  
  
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Generally nicotine boosts the brain to work 10–30% more efficiently in a number of areas. This is especially true for smoking – but also true when using smokeless nicotine. But at the same time, when smokers and nicotine users abstain, they experience a perhaps equally great decline in the effect. This is called the "withdrawal effect" – a nicotine craving, especially for smokers.  
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C'mon Brian, cheer up
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Always look on the bright side
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of life...  
  
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Thus the difference between smoking and smoking abstinence is very pronounced for a smoker – a difference of perhaps as much as 50%. And, according to the scientists, this answers the question: Why do people smoke? The answer is simple: Because smoking boosts their brain power.
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Always look on the bright side
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of life...  
  
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[http://dengulenegl.dk/English/Nicotine.html Click here to read more about:]
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Worse things happen at sea you know.  
  
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*Nicotine boosts attention, precision, motor skills, speed and memory
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I mean - what have you got to lose?
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*Why are many scientists, athletes and artists smokers?
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You know, you come from nothing
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*Nicotine makes the brain faster and more precise
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- you're going back to nothing.
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*Are smokers better drivers and pilots?
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What have you lost? Nothing.
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*Smoking gives the brain more stamina
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*Is the smoke-free society an economic growth-free society?
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Always look on the right side
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(I mean) of life...
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what have you got to lose?
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You know, you come from nothing
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- you're going back to nothing.
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What have you lost?
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Always (Nothing.) look on the right side of life...
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Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?
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Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin!
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There ya go, see!
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Always look on the right side of life...
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(Cheer up ya old bugga c'mon give us a grin! At same time)
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There ya go, see!
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''Monthy Pyton - Life of Brian''
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